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Toe Tidy Whities
The novelty underwear with a surprise bulge.
$38
Merch
The Toe Dirt Shop
Physical goods from a fictional brand. Every order routes to Bob. Every checkout is a vibe check.
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MagToe Mount™
The magnetic plate attachment for the toe you love.
$59
Toe Mold Stand
A phone stand cast from a real big toe. Allegedly.
$24
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Bob's Hard Hat Tee
Heavyweight cotton, jobsite-soft.
$32
"I Slid Into His DMs" Hoodie
A confession you can wear.
$68
Dirt-Under-the-Nail Sticker Pack
Six weatherproof vinyl stickers. Fully unregulated.
$12
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Big Toe Trophy
Mantle-ready. Conversation-starting. Legally not a foot.
$149