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Toe Tidy Whities

The novelty underwear with a surprise bulge.

$38

Hand-cut, screen-printed, and certified ridiculous. Comfortable enough for laundry day, memorable enough for everything else. Machine wash cold with feelings.

Reviews

  • Travis ★★★★★

    Wife laughed. Wife kept them. Unclear outcome.

  • Doreen ★★★★★

    Docked a star because the toe is a little too realistic.

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