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Bob's Hard Hat Tee

Heavyweight cotton, jobsite-soft.

$32

Rust-red hard-hat graphic, caution-tape stripe at the hem. Cut for a roomy fit. Bob wore one once and now he owns seven.

Reviews

  • Terrence ★★★★★

    Soft as a freshly poured foundation.

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