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Toe Dirt

Construction. Charisma. Conviction. — a classy, down-to-earth construction guy with a camera, a schedule, and a mascot named Bob. Packages start at $99.99. Dignity sold separately.

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As seen in:Hard Hat MonthlyDirt DigestPinky Toe TimesBoot Hole QuarterlyJobsite JournalThe Daily Dig

What's on the menu

Featured Services

Construction Toes

Steel-toes off, standards high.

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Toe Furries

Plush meets plaster.

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Hard Fetishes

Hardware with a sense of humor.

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Tootling

Leisure-grade toe cinema.

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Kinky POV

Members-only parody.

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Comedy Skits

Bob writes the bits.

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Toe Dirt Dispatch presents

Bob's Intro Reel

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Video production in progress.

Word on the jobsite

Testimonials

"I ate dinner off his big toe and my whole life changed."
— Karen, Tulsa, OK
"Never thought I'd subscribe to a construction worker. Never thought wrong."
— Derek, Boise, ID
"The boot hole peek was worth every penny of my tax return."
— Linda, Scranton, PA
"Bob sent me a signed hard hat. I cried. My wife cried. My wife left."
— Greg, Modesto, CA
"Finally, a gentleman in the dirt-content space."
— Beverly, Tampa, FL

Package of the month

Gold — The Full Toe

The one you've been dreaming about.

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Gold — The Full Toe

The one you've been dreaming about.

$259.99
  • 2 high-res photos
  • 1 vertical video (up to 90s)
  • Background of your choice
  • Bob cameo (non-speaking)
  • Delivered in 48 hours

Toe Dirt Dispatch

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One email a week. Package drops, Bob comics, and the occasional dispatch from the field.