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MagToe Mount™

The magnetic plate attachment for the toe you love.

$59

Engineered-grade magnets, food-safe finish, entirely nonsensical premise. Comes with a calligraphed card that reads "Eat off my toe, but only once."

Reviews

  • Ryan ★★★★★

    My charcuterie boards have never been more conversational.

  • Samira ★★★★★

    Sticks to the fridge. Sticks to the heart.

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