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"I Slid Into His DMs" Hoodie

A confession you can wear.

$68

Mid-weight fleece, kangaroo pocket big enough for a truthful secret. Embroidered tagline across the chest in marker font.

Reviews

  • Alyssa ★★★★★

    Ex saw me wearing it. Texted me. We don't talk about it.

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