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Toe Tidy Whities
The novelty underwear with a surprise bulge.
$38
Dirt-Under-the-Nail
Dirt-Under-the-Nail Sticker Pack
Six weatherproof vinyl stickers. Fully unregulated.
$12
Slap them on your toolbox, your laptop, your landlord's mailbox. Fade-resistant for up to one (1) real Midwest summer.
Reviews
Casey ★★★★★
I put one on my hard hat. Supervisor asked. I got a raise.
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