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Big Toe Trophy

Mantle-ready. Conversation-starting. Legally not a foot.

$149

Cold-cast in polystone with a real walnut base. Engraved plaque reads "Recipient of the Annual Toe Dirt Distinction."

Reviews

  • Everett ★★★★★

    I gave this to my dad. We don't speak anymore, but in a respectful way.

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