Bob Approved
Toe Tidy Whities
The novelty underwear with a surprise bulge.
$38
Mantle-ready. Conversation-starting. Legally not a foot.
$149
Cold-cast in polystone with a real walnut base. Engraved plaque reads "Recipient of the Annual Toe Dirt Distinction."
Everett ★★★★★
I gave this to my dad. We don't speak anymore, but in a respectful way.
The novelty underwear with a surprise bulge.
The magnetic plate attachment for the toe you love.
A phone stand cast from a real big toe. Allegedly.